So they say, but we don't believe it.
Reports in today's media suggest that obesity has been linked to a "highly infectious virus" that "causes sniffles". Serious!
We've pulled the article from the local rag and pinned it up on the wall and are going to throw cream buns at it to see what effect that has on the paper-stock that the publisher has used. I think it's about time that "they" who study wee humans start getting their brains brushed, don't you?
Who in their right mind would for one nano-second seriously consider that if you sit next to some fat guy (or girl) you will "catch the disease"? Only glue-sniffing, air-brushed scientists would believe it, of course!
We all know that since time began "what goes in your mouth lands on your hips and spreads to every other part of your body" if you keep shovelling the food in.
Trust me, if an obese person sneezes next to you on the train, or bus, or plane - or wherever else you may be - the only thing you need worry about is being sprayed with food . . . NOT being sprayed with the "obesity virus".
Next thing you know they'll start saying that by crop dusting the population with some new-fangled-chocolate-flavoured-fat-destroying-whizzamy-jizz is the solution to the abhoernt obesity crisis, and we all know that that is not going to happen.
Or do we?
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